Baltimore Salsa Blog

Are you a booty call?

Did you meet an attractive guy dancing and end up in bed too soon? Yes? Then, you are probably just a booty call.

Does he flirt with all the girls? Yes? Then, you are probably just a booty call.

Is he still legally married even though he says he is separated? Yes? Then, you are probably just a booty call.

Does he live in the same house with his ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, or ex-lover? Yes? Then, you are probably just a booty call.

Did he introduce you to his family? No? Then, you are probably just a booty call.

Did he forget to tell you he has 3 kids from 3 different women in 3 different cities? Yes? Then, you are probably just a booty call.

Does he talk about himself too much? Yes? Then, you are probably just a booty call.

Do you have a sick feeling in your gut that he is sleeping with other women? Yes? Then, you are probably just a booty call.

Does he communicate with you about sex, what you want? No? Then, you are probably just a booty call.

Did he call you after he left the club to see what you were doing? Yes? Then, you are probably just a booty call.

Does he make plans with you for a date more than 24 hours in advance? No? Then, you are probably just a booty call.

Is he a lot younger than you? Yes? Then, you are probably just a booty call.

Does he have his life together financially? No? Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay ladies, this article is meant to be controversial. Add your own questions that you ask yourself or your girlfriends to figure out if it is just a booty call or if this relationship is going somewhere.